I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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