He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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