She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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