Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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