i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
