If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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