He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the day after is always just damage control
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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