Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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