So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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