Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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