Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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