Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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