Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug