All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..