She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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