some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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