If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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