i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
im holly from the hills drunk
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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