think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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