It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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