Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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