Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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