I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I need moral support for this bender
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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