Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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