What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
