He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She's the barista slut.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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