This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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