Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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