It's like God shit irony all over that family
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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