she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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