I hate all girls vehemently.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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