at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Someone signed my nipple.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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