I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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