Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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