do herpes really smell.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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