Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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