So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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