I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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