Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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