We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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