"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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