I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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