so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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