Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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