It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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