I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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