Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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