I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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