i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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