Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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