I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
