u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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