I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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