I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize
