Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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