you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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